George Costanza’s answering machine.
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Reblogged 3 months ago from nodivision
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I actually did a version of this for my answering machine. It’s embarassing and dorky but who cares, I love it. Maybe...
My spirit animal.
corrinda:
Assholes: You should hate yourself because you’re fat and that’s ugly. Fat...
Assholes: You should hate yourself because you’re fat and that’s ugly.
Fat...
areyouafraidofthedark:
i just love butts idk
Here’s my fantastically fat ass in my favorite underoos.